A Billion Weapons
by Brad Reiss · in General Discussion · 06/06/2002 (2:40 pm) · 62 replies
I figured since I haven't really done anything to benefit the community yet, and I can't program or anything, I would make a huge list of weapons! If anyone is having trouble thinking of creative weapons for their game, just use one off this massive list I came up with! And if you have any more ideas, just post and I''ll get around to putting them on the list. The List:
Crowbar
Dirty Needle
Wooden Club
Baseball Bat
Metal Pipe
Pocketknife
Broken Glass Bottle
Combat Knife
Riot Prod
Sword
Ninja Stars
Throwing Knives
Crossbow
Microwave Gun
Missile Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Plasma Rifle
Flamethrower
Lightsaber
Shotgun
Sawed-Off Shotgun
Sniper Rifle
Assault Rifle
Hammer
Nailgun
Brass Knuckles
Frag Grenede
Smoke Grenade
Chainsaw
Axe
Kitchen Knife
Pepper Spray
Fire Hose
Blowdart
Tranquilizer Gun
Paintball Gun
Bow and Arrow
Cannon
Musket
Flashbang
Mace
Spear
Pistol
Whip
Suicide Bomber Vest
Plain Ol' Fists
Molotov Cocktail
Ice Pick
Lighter
Catapult
Watch Laser
Scissors
Nunchucks
Dynamite
Plates
CS Gas
Fruit+Veggies
Bones
Water Gun
Hypnotic attack
Punch
Kick
Slap
Headbutt
Push
Any form of portable trap
Lawyers
A weapon which produces a high pitched noise
Laser Pen
Piranhas
Harpoon
Plastic Bag
Shopping Trolley
Vines
Alcohol
Any Dangerous Animal
Radiation Gun
Broken Bottle
Crowbar
Dirty Needle
Wooden Club
Baseball Bat
Metal Pipe
Pocketknife
Broken Glass Bottle
Combat Knife
Riot Prod
Sword
Ninja Stars
Throwing Knives
Crossbow
Microwave Gun
Missile Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Plasma Rifle
Flamethrower
Lightsaber
Shotgun
Sawed-Off Shotgun
Sniper Rifle
Assault Rifle
Hammer
Nailgun
Brass Knuckles
Frag Grenede
Smoke Grenade
Chainsaw
Axe
Kitchen Knife
Pepper Spray
Fire Hose
Blowdart
Tranquilizer Gun
Paintball Gun
Bow and Arrow
Cannon
Musket
Flashbang
Mace
Spear
Pistol
Whip
Suicide Bomber Vest
Plain Ol' Fists
Molotov Cocktail
Ice Pick
Lighter
Catapult
Watch Laser
Scissors
Nunchucks
Dynamite
Plates
CS Gas
Fruit+Veggies
Bones
Water Gun
Hypnotic attack
Punch
Kick
Slap
Headbutt
Push
Any form of portable trap
Lawyers
A weapon which produces a high pitched noise
Laser Pen
Piranhas
Harpoon
Plastic Bag
Shopping Trolley
Vines
Alcohol
Any Dangerous Animal
Radiation Gun
Broken Bottle
About the author
#62
"Don't Read It"
Weapons? All I design is rude, crude and politically incorrect Hi-Tech ones for video games and < 17th century Low-Tech for
demo / display / "I can't build what out of what???".. // Real weapons kill real people.. That's Real Bad Karma..
This one I designed to piss off the S.C.A. crowd.. (S.C.A. == Society for Creative Anachronism")
// I guess I'm a little too creative for their anachronism. :)
A "Hand-cranked, Air-cooled, man-portable, 25-MW battlefield laser" - constructed with 12th century materials and tools.
// Materials used are wood, tree sap, clay, glass, brass and silver. Basic coopers (barrel makers) tools required.
// Yes it will work and the same basic principle is now used in the new wireless "Air-Taser".
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// These are for an FPS mod I'm thinking about based on the lies that got us into this war.
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For the "D.C. Neo-Con" side a list of possible Iraqi weapons..
"Toxic Gas" delivery system - A goat with it's head stuck in a M.R.E. box or a dog with it's head in a bean can.
"Anthrax" delivery system - A herd of sheep. (Most effective when used on Scottish Highland Regiments.)
"Terror Drone" - A Weed-Eater with wings duct-taped on it. Flies ~ 50 meters then the wings fall off.
(I'll have to look at the flag models to get the duct-tape to flap in the breeze properly.)
"Mobile Assasination Weapons Lab" - A sidewalk pretzel vendors cart with a sign "FREE PRETZELS".
"Mobile Biological Weapons Lab" - A sidewalk balloon vendors cart.
"Mobile Biological Super-Weapons Lab" - A sidewalk hot-dog vendors cart with relish, onions and kraut.
"Nuclear Weapons Re-Constitution Program" - Loud "BOOM!", Just add water. (Where did they get freeze-dried nukes?)
"Greed Gun" - Shoots a stream of crude-oil, Causes target to see $$$$ every time one of his team is slaughtered.
"Lawsuit Gun" - Places the target in the penalty box (jail) for 3-5 with time off for good behavior.
For the "Iraqi" side, A list of possible Neo-Con weapons
"Toxic Gas" delivery system - C-130 Airdropping M.R.E.'s!
"Anthrax" delivery system - The U.S. Postal Service. (Look out for "Postal" workers / Mail Trucks. :)
"Terror Drone" - The sound of Limbaugh or Kissinger talking. (Take your pick)
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Random computer game virus weapons
"You've Been Drafted" Virus - Takes over the users computer and forces them to play "Americas Army".
"kidNapster" - Causes hordes of R.I.A.A. lawyers to parachute in with lawsuits for the little girl next door.
"XP" - Asks you "Where do you want to go today?" and takes you to MSNBC on a 300 baud modem no matter what you answer.
Not mine, but funny anyway.
Dr Thrombos "Gerbil Accelerator" - Trans-Sonic gerbil launcher (Think Outpost.com commercials) SQUEAK!
Lastly there's the ever popular low-low-tech,
"Bull elephant with a spear in his trunk and his balls on a block." The firing mechanism is a large mallet.. :)
// I may have to model that one for Realm Wars just for a giggle. :)
01/14/2004 (3:07 pm)
Warning.. The following post contains politically incorrect material and may offend you. If so..."Don't Read It"
Weapons? All I design is rude, crude and politically incorrect Hi-Tech ones for video games and < 17th century Low-Tech for
demo / display / "I can't build what out of what???".. // Real weapons kill real people.. That's Real Bad Karma..
This one I designed to piss off the S.C.A. crowd.. (S.C.A. == Society for Creative Anachronism")
// I guess I'm a little too creative for their anachronism. :)
A "Hand-cranked, Air-cooled, man-portable, 25-MW battlefield laser" - constructed with 12th century materials and tools.
// Materials used are wood, tree sap, clay, glass, brass and silver. Basic coopers (barrel makers) tools required.
// Yes it will work and the same basic principle is now used in the new wireless "Air-Taser".
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
// These are for an FPS mod I'm thinking about based on the lies that got us into this war.
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
For the "D.C. Neo-Con" side a list of possible Iraqi weapons..
"Toxic Gas" delivery system - A goat with it's head stuck in a M.R.E. box or a dog with it's head in a bean can.
"Anthrax" delivery system - A herd of sheep. (Most effective when used on Scottish Highland Regiments.)
"Terror Drone" - A Weed-Eater with wings duct-taped on it. Flies ~ 50 meters then the wings fall off.
(I'll have to look at the flag models to get the duct-tape to flap in the breeze properly.)
"Mobile Assasination Weapons Lab" - A sidewalk pretzel vendors cart with a sign "FREE PRETZELS".
"Mobile Biological Weapons Lab" - A sidewalk balloon vendors cart.
"Mobile Biological Super-Weapons Lab" - A sidewalk hot-dog vendors cart with relish, onions and kraut.
"Nuclear Weapons Re-Constitution Program" - Loud "BOOM!", Just add water. (Where did they get freeze-dried nukes?)
"Greed Gun" - Shoots a stream of crude-oil, Causes target to see $$$$ every time one of his team is slaughtered.
"Lawsuit Gun" - Places the target in the penalty box (jail) for 3-5 with time off for good behavior.
For the "Iraqi" side, A list of possible Neo-Con weapons
"Toxic Gas" delivery system - C-130 Airdropping M.R.E.'s!
"Anthrax" delivery system - The U.S. Postal Service. (Look out for "Postal" workers / Mail Trucks. :)
"Terror Drone" - The sound of Limbaugh or Kissinger talking. (Take your pick)
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Random computer game virus weapons
"You've Been Drafted" Virus - Takes over the users computer and forces them to play "Americas Army".
"kidNapster" - Causes hordes of R.I.A.A. lawyers to parachute in with lawsuits for the little girl next door.
"XP" - Asks you "Where do you want to go today?" and takes you to MSNBC on a 300 baud modem no matter what you answer.
Not mine, but funny anyway.
Dr Thrombos "Gerbil Accelerator" - Trans-Sonic gerbil launcher (Think Outpost.com commercials) SQUEAK!
Lastly there's the ever popular low-low-tech,
"Bull elephant with a spear in his trunk and his balls on a block." The firing mechanism is a large mallet.. :)
// I may have to model that one for Realm Wars just for a giggle. :)
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