A Billion Weapons
by Brad Reiss · in General Discussion · 06/06/2002 (2:40 pm) · 62 replies
I figured since I haven't really done anything to benefit the community yet, and I can't program or anything, I would make a huge list of weapons! If anyone is having trouble thinking of creative weapons for their game, just use one off this massive list I came up with! And if you have any more ideas, just post and I''ll get around to putting them on the list. The List:
Crowbar
Dirty Needle
Wooden Club
Baseball Bat
Metal Pipe
Pocketknife
Broken Glass Bottle
Combat Knife
Riot Prod
Sword
Ninja Stars
Throwing Knives
Crossbow
Microwave Gun
Missile Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Plasma Rifle
Flamethrower
Lightsaber
Shotgun
Sawed-Off Shotgun
Sniper Rifle
Assault Rifle
Hammer
Nailgun
Brass Knuckles
Frag Grenede
Smoke Grenade
Chainsaw
Axe
Kitchen Knife
Pepper Spray
Fire Hose
Blowdart
Tranquilizer Gun
Paintball Gun
Bow and Arrow
Cannon
Musket
Flashbang
Mace
Spear
Pistol
Whip
Suicide Bomber Vest
Plain Ol' Fists
Molotov Cocktail
Ice Pick
Lighter
Catapult
Watch Laser
Scissors
Nunchucks
Dynamite
Plates
CS Gas
Fruit+Veggies
Bones
Water Gun
Hypnotic attack
Punch
Kick
Slap
Headbutt
Push
Any form of portable trap
Lawyers
A weapon which produces a high pitched noise
Laser Pen
Piranhas
Harpoon
Plastic Bag
Shopping Trolley
Vines
Alcohol
Any Dangerous Animal
Radiation Gun
Broken Bottle
Crowbar
Dirty Needle
Wooden Club
Baseball Bat
Metal Pipe
Pocketknife
Broken Glass Bottle
Combat Knife
Riot Prod
Sword
Ninja Stars
Throwing Knives
Crossbow
Microwave Gun
Missile Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Plasma Rifle
Flamethrower
Lightsaber
Shotgun
Sawed-Off Shotgun
Sniper Rifle
Assault Rifle
Hammer
Nailgun
Brass Knuckles
Frag Grenede
Smoke Grenade
Chainsaw
Axe
Kitchen Knife
Pepper Spray
Fire Hose
Blowdart
Tranquilizer Gun
Paintball Gun
Bow and Arrow
Cannon
Musket
Flashbang
Mace
Spear
Pistol
Whip
Suicide Bomber Vest
Plain Ol' Fists
Molotov Cocktail
Ice Pick
Lighter
Catapult
Watch Laser
Scissors
Nunchucks
Dynamite
Plates
CS Gas
Fruit+Veggies
Bones
Water Gun
Hypnotic attack
Punch
Kick
Slap
Headbutt
Push
Any form of portable trap
Lawyers
A weapon which produces a high pitched noise
Laser Pen
Piranhas
Harpoon
Plastic Bag
Shopping Trolley
Vines
Alcohol
Any Dangerous Animal
Radiation Gun
Broken Bottle
About the author
#22
it's like:
"If anyone is having trouble thinking of creative textures for their wooden table, just use one off this massive list I came up with! "
Rosewood
Cherry
Walnut
Mahagony
Maple
i love it ! ;)
06/09/2002 (10:22 am)
lol, i dont think you offened anyone with this topic. i guess they're more "amused" by the topic (like me) ;) it's like:
"If anyone is having trouble thinking of creative textures for their wooden table, just use one off this massive list I came up with! "
Rosewood
Cherry
Walnut
Mahagony
Maple
i love it ! ;)
#23
06/09/2002 (11:09 am)
Don't forget Formica (tm) & Mactac (tm). We want our tables to be realistic :-)
#25
06/09/2002 (1:31 pm)
Yeah, cause as soon as they take that benedryl they'll be out cold. :)
#26
Ben: Don't forget to throw the mother in law
By the way, what the heck is Mactac and what is it doing on my table?
06/09/2002 (5:51 pm)
I for one am not offended. I think its good to get a flow of ideas going even if it doesn't make sence. If one goos idea pops out in the pile of dung, then its a good thing. Hopefully it gets you to think outside the box(god I hate using cliches) and produce something truely original. Ben: Don't forget to throw the mother in law
By the way, what the heck is Mactac and what is it doing on my table?
#27
If you miss you can tell him to hump the opponents leg. That'll give you some time to use any of the other inventive weapons mentioned earlier.
Cheers,
Greger
06/12/2002 (9:12 am)
My dog and a lighter. (he has terrible gases and if you squeese him and have the lighter ready, he'll make a pretty cool flame thrower.)If you miss you can tell him to hump the opponents leg. That'll give you some time to use any of the other inventive weapons mentioned earlier.
Cheers,
Greger
#28
There is all of your weapons and I have now told more weapons than all of ya'll put together. Thank you.
Stephen A. Turner
06/12/2002 (1:13 pm)
www.securityarms.comThere is all of your weapons and I have now told more weapons than all of ya'll put together. Thank you.
Stephen A. Turner
#29
The XBOX!
Its so damn heavy that you could have it as an instant kill! But it would take some time to attack with it becouse its so heavy.
06/19/2002 (1:34 pm)
I know of a great weapon I dont think anyone has mentioned yet.The XBOX!
Its so damn heavy that you could have it as an instant kill! But it would take some time to attack with it becouse its so heavy.
#30
Fish
Poison
Ring of Fire
Ring of Water
Ring of Hedge Hogs
Ring of total destruction
Ring of Death...(could go on for ever)
Blowtorch
Thumb Missiles
Giant Extendable Penis
Boomerang
my computer
old cd's
My little sister
nappy attack!!!
06/23/2002 (6:22 am)
Exploding remote control cars (thanks GTA)Fish
Poison
Ring of Fire
Ring of Water
Ring of Hedge Hogs
Ring of total destruction
Ring of Death...(could go on for ever)
Blowtorch
Thumb Missiles
Giant Extendable Penis
Boomerang
my computer
old cd's
My little sister
nappy attack!!!
#31
The X-BOX SUX!!!
My Computer, (Tr1LL1aN), is a faster weapon than the X-BOX anyday, it's also more powerfull >;)
06/23/2002 (6:29 am)
Hay Rasmus,The X-BOX SUX!!!
My Computer, (Tr1LL1aN), is a faster weapon than the X-BOX anyday, it's also more powerfull >;)
#33
that's a good idea for a weapon - xbox controller (they're huge)
An xBox controller (with or without cord)
A strap on
picture frames
Acryllic Fingernails (possibly a power-up)
cubicle walls
A Spork
"Pop"-Gun
A desk chair
A lasso made of Cat-5 cable
wooden stool
06/24/2002 (2:36 pm)
"the X-BOX sux"that's a good idea for a weapon - xbox controller (they're huge)
An xBox controller (with or without cord)
A strap on
picture frames
Acryllic Fingernails (possibly a power-up)
cubicle walls
A Spork
"Pop"-Gun
A desk chair
A lasso made of Cat-5 cable
wooden stool
#35
Also other vehicles running over people - tanks, bulldozers, pickups, SUVs, The Oscar Meyer Weenie Mobile, golf carts, tricycles (also good for deployment as a hazard), go-karts, scooters, a steamroller and last but not least, the infamous Zamboni!
Enjoy!
- Chris
02/26/2003 (5:26 am)
Don't forget running people over in cars, it's becoming quite trendy ;)Also other vehicles running over people - tanks, bulldozers, pickups, SUVs, The Oscar Meyer Weenie Mobile, golf carts, tricycles (also good for deployment as a hazard), go-karts, scooters, a steamroller and last but not least, the infamous Zamboni!
Enjoy!
- Chris
#36
02/26/2003 (6:01 am)
Severed limbs and asorted (plus occasionally modified) body parts, my personal fave being the "Head-grenade", a severed head with explosives packed in it's mouth.
#37
How aboot an extension cord or telephone maintenance patchcord, patchcords hurt like a mutha! I got hit in the back of the knee the other day and I have a bruise about 4" in diameter.
Tip of the day: Don't horseplay at work with maintenance patchcords.
The cap end of a plastic bottle also hurts pretty bad from what I hear from those I've knocked on the noggin with one. But anywayz, I've got to post some real questions aboot skinning and stuff.
02/28/2003 (9:57 pm)
My middle finger has served well as a weapon....Oh wait, thats not a weapon, just a message I have to give these Nebraska and Iowa drivers at least twice each day.How aboot an extension cord or telephone maintenance patchcord, patchcords hurt like a mutha! I got hit in the back of the knee the other day and I have a bruise about 4" in diameter.
Tip of the day: Don't horseplay at work with maintenance patchcords.
The cap end of a plastic bottle also hurts pretty bad from what I hear from those I've knocked on the noggin with one. But anywayz, I've got to post some real questions aboot skinning and stuff.
#38
Flicking ID cards (even worse, the plastic is sharp)
sand blower (shoots high powered sand)
leaf blower
little Elmos
Yoda (tho its been done ;)
lighter + hair spray
tit gun (lol Redneck Rrampage) - like Austin Powers FemBots
Dragon whistle (calls a dragon)
Pretty much any houshold object
LOL "Xbox controller" put it on a stick and use it as a mace.
02/28/2003 (10:34 pm)
Flicking buiness cards (they cut deep)Flicking ID cards (even worse, the plastic is sharp)
sand blower (shoots high powered sand)
leaf blower
little Elmos
Yoda (tho its been done ;)
lighter + hair spray
tit gun (lol Redneck Rrampage) - like Austin Powers FemBots
Dragon whistle (calls a dragon)
Pretty much any houshold object
LOL "Xbox controller" put it on a stick and use it as a mace.
#40
03/01/2003 (12:57 am)
Yeah, that comment makes AF officers look good....
Brad Reiss
Hydrochloric acid
Napalm
Fireworks
Golf Club