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#1 Translation courtesy of Babelfish Butcher:
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#2 Thank you sir.
Thats a great thing you've got going on there.

#3 Man, it's like... stream-of-consciousness game haiku.

#4 School of hard knox.
1st class = The shape of things, Past, Present and Future.
2nd class = All things round.
3rd class = The wholly hole.

More to com.
Your friend, Woody ElmCoffin.
Canada is way overated. "We like your Image" jon.
All I can say is I am E=MC squair backwards = Space.
Sorry to bother you people but, Im in the wrong zone.
I need professional help but not a shrink.
Producers directors and writers.
Some day I will be in the USA or England and make my dream come ture.

#5 What are you smoking? And where can I get some?

#6 WTF...?

O_o

#7 I'm with you on this one Josh...

#8 Purple Monkey = winning game 75 to 53
Bad Mojo? Try eating your own airplane.

Counting down to yesterday.

You can't gum this without clattering noises.
Extravaganza!

#9 ???????

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