Take the Torque Psychosis test
by Gonzo T. Clown · in General Discussion · 01/23/2005 (2:43 pm) · 3 replies
This is a very simple test to see if you suffer from Torque Psychosis, a condition where one has crossed into the realm of speaking more 3D engine than english(or other native language). The following is actually a real question with answer, and the test is whether or not you can actually understand it. If you do, you are either very smart, or totally Torqued out, lol.
Can Current Carefully Constructed Classic Compact Concepts, Containing Cunning Clowns, copacetic Contrivance "Create Cool Custom Confusion Command Codes" Contrived Composition, Carrying Cleverly Created "Compound Camouflaged Content Comparing Cheat Controls" Construction, Consistantly Conquer Considerably Corrupt Cowardly Conspiritors Called 'Cheaters' Curiously Chosen "Constant Complex Creative Choices" Checks, Considering Cheap Crafty Crackers Comptemplating Clever Coding Changes Could Completely Counteract "Carrier Critical Code Creations" Certifications, Concurrently Corrupting Commonly Calibrated "Crossed Competition Consumer Companion" Collaborations Choosing Costly Common Certified Chaotic Conflict Causing Cleaning Conditions Constantly? Certainly!
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Can Current Carefully Constructed Classic Compact Concepts, Containing Cunning Clowns, copacetic Contrivance "Create Cool Custom Confusion Command Codes" Contrived Composition, Carrying Cleverly Created "Compound Camouflaged Content Comparing Cheat Controls" Construction, Consistantly Conquer Considerably Corrupt Cowardly Conspiritors Called 'Cheaters' Curiously Chosen "Constant Complex Creative Choices" Checks, Considering Cheap Crafty Crackers Comptemplating Clever Coding Changes Could Completely Counteract "Carrier Critical Code Creations" Certifications, Concurrently Corrupting Commonly Calibrated "Crossed Competition Consumer Companion" Collaborations Choosing Costly Common Certified Chaotic Conflict Causing Cleaning Conditions Constantly? Certainly!
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