I killed myself, thanks gg.
by James Ford · 01/15/2009 (7:18 pm) · 19 comments
You ruined my life GG. I use to be able to edit blog comments and now I can't. First, you raise prices, and then, you released a website with bugs.
You may have asked me what a reasonable price is, and the bugs may be fixable. But its too late, because I'm dead now. And you are too. You are dead gg, but transformed. Like an undead zombie, soulless but still moving with a semblance of life -- feeding on the brains of indy developers.
But I have won! You will not have my brains. I have killed myself. And I recommend everyone else do the same.
ps. I mailed you anthrax.
Ok, back to work.
You may have asked me what a reasonable price is, and the bugs may be fixable. But its too late, because I'm dead now. And you are too. You are dead gg, but transformed. Like an undead zombie, soulless but still moving with a semblance of life -- feeding on the brains of indy developers.
But I have won! You will not have my brains. I have killed myself. And I recommend everyone else do the same.
ps. I mailed you anthrax.
Ok, back to work.
About the author
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#2
01/15/2009 (7:25 pm)
Come on buddy, we can work something out! Failing that, do I get your stuff?
#3
01/15/2009 (7:27 pm)
i dunno but this was the funniest blog ever!
#4
01/15/2009 (7:49 pm)
haha!
#5
01/15/2009 (7:52 pm)
Hey James, this was a funny Blog, great metaphor. I love it!
#7
01/15/2009 (7:57 pm)
Sorry but [sarcasm]markup[/sarcasm] isn't working yet.
#8
01/15/2009 (8:13 pm)
LOL
#9
All this chaos is making me love this site for completely different reasons.
01/15/2009 (8:23 pm)
Mmmmm. Brains. Indy brains.All this chaos is making me love this site for completely different reasons.
#10
How did you get them to agree to that? Must have just been a cd or something.
[img]http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb35/mtvocals207/anthrax_3.jpg[/img]
01/15/2009 (8:28 pm)
Quote:ps. I mailed you anthrax.
How did you get them to agree to that? Must have just been a cd or something.
[img]http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb35/mtvocals207/anthrax_3.jpg[/img]
#11
01/15/2009 (8:38 pm)
PSS. the real reason gg is raising prices is to fund terrorists!
#12
01/15/2009 (8:43 pm)
Hilarious... well, not really. They raised prices? Hmm, I didn't notice that -- I thought the price hike was for an upcoming product.
#13
01/15/2009 (10:01 pm)
ROFL!
#14
What they don't know is, I already defused the bomb!
Counter-Terrorists Win!
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01/15/2009 (10:14 pm)
Quote:
PSS. the real reason gg is raising prices is to fund terrorists!
What they don't know is, I already defused the bomb!
Counter-Terrorists Win!
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#16
01/15/2009 (11:11 pm)
LOL...this is awesome. Thanks James. You made my day.
#17
01/15/2009 (11:50 pm)
Guess you weren't built "Ford Tough" after all, eh James. ;)
#18
[youtube]4PzTMEadYRE[/youtube] or uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4PzTMEadYRE
he he he not sure the blog will do much to help matters at the moment but it made me smile.
01/16/2009 (12:33 am)
Did you not see GG turned into a zombie in one of early alpha builds?[youtube]4PzTMEadYRE[/youtube] or uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4PzTMEadYRE
he he he not sure the blog will do much to help matters at the moment but it made me smile.
#19
But it was still funny
01/23/2009 (3:17 pm)
killing yourself because of a blog change? Are you one of those people who make blogging their life?But it was still funny
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