Thinking Outside the Box

The Problem


This is the box. Within the box are all your preconceived ideas. Unfortunately, the box is also used by dog owners to clean up after their dogs. Since it has infinite storage capacity, nobody ever empties it. That's why dog owners use it ... nobody likes emptying boxes full of crap, and since it's infinite nobody has to.

The Bomb


I don't like boxes full of preconceived ideas and dog crap. The only thing they are good for is containing infinite amounts of dog crap and useless ideas. Some people have trouble thinking outside of the box. They are forever stuck in there, doomed to churn out crap ideas that smell of the box's contents.

The Solution


I lied. There is one other thing the box is good for. Blowing up.

The Stragglers


If you stay in the box, this is you. Sure, you might get something done. You may even ship it. But it will smell of the contents of the box.

If you have read this far, you may be wondering what the point of this blog is. You're not the only one, I don't know either.