Babies wait for no man
by David Wyand · 04/20/2006 (7:41 pm) · 42 comments
While a few lucky individuals are going to be greeted with this Real Soon Now:
First Person Constructor - FPC
At 7:06am EDT Wednesday April 19th, I was greeted by this:
Third Person Baby - TPB
Can you guess which of us just did the equivalent of pushing a watermelon out of their bum? My wife is going to kill me if she finds out I posted this. So let's just keep this between you and me, OK?
He's come a month early so we're still narrowing down a name for him. So far we have: Atlas, Shader, Dif and Tim Aste.
Between Marble Blast Ultra and now babies, work on Constructor is really taking a beating. I suppose this latest development gets Matt off the hook for his public display of scheduling. :o)
And now we begin the onslaught of hallucinations brought on by the sleep deprivation of taking care of a two-and-a-half year old and a new born. Oh look, I just won the best dress award at the Oscars! I'd like to thank all the little people that made this possible...
First Person Constructor - FPCAt 7:06am EDT Wednesday April 19th, I was greeted by this:
Third Person Baby - TPBCan you guess which of us just did the equivalent of pushing a watermelon out of their bum? My wife is going to kill me if she finds out I posted this. So let's just keep this between you and me, OK?
He's come a month early so we're still narrowing down a name for him. So far we have: Atlas, Shader, Dif and Tim Aste.
Between Marble Blast Ultra and now babies, work on Constructor is really taking a beating. I suppose this latest development gets Matt off the hook for his public display of scheduling. :o)
And now we begin the onslaught of hallucinations brought on by the sleep deprivation of taking care of a two-and-a-half year old and a new born. Oh look, I just won the best dress award at the Oscars! I'd like to thank all the little people that made this possible...
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A long time Associate of the GarageGames' community. I run www.zworldo.com a free-to-play, browser based games site using Torque 3D technology.
#2
Pack this small piece of advice away for 16 years or so: Learn to block with your left and trap with your right while simultaneously giving the "Dominant Silverback" gaze at the same time. Works great. You'll understand this when and if it become necessary.
(I just became a grandpa this year...kinda scary...all over again...)
Good Luck!
04/20/2006 (8:06 pm)
A boy?Pack this small piece of advice away for 16 years or so: Learn to block with your left and trap with your right while simultaneously giving the "Dominant Silverback" gaze at the same time. Works great. You'll understand this when and if it become necessary.
(I just became a grandpa this year...kinda scary...all over again...)
Good Luck!
#3
04/20/2006 (8:07 pm)
I'd go with Dif. Atlas is good but it is real name so it's not as good (the Greek Titan). I feel left out, seeing as I won't be being greated by that screen. :(
#5
04/20/2006 (8:15 pm)
Congratulations!! 
#6
04/20/2006 (8:37 pm)
congratulations david !
#7
04/20/2006 (9:03 pm)
Cheers Dave, to you and your wife !!! 
#8
04/20/2006 (9:28 pm)
congratulations master Wyand. Quote:So far we have: Atlas, Shader, Dif and Tim Aste.I suggest The Wyand Babel Engine 1.0! although Atlas does have a very nice ring to it :)
#10
Hope you are well rested, because you ain't gonna see a good nights sleep for about 4 years :P
But its worth it.
04/20/2006 (10:34 pm)
Congratulations David, and to the lucky mom as well.Hope you are well rested, because you ain't gonna see a good nights sleep for about 4 years :P
But its worth it.
#11
But boy - starting all over again - never (mine are a set of twins age 5).
Good luck and big congrats to the wife
04/20/2006 (10:46 pm)
Dave - bog congratz from here! Kids make living all worth it.But boy - starting all over again - never (mine are a set of twins age 5).
Good luck and big congrats to the wife
#12
The baby is beautufil, did you make the baby with Constructor? :)
Well done... babies are great!
04/21/2006 (12:09 am)
Congratulations David and wife!The baby is beautufil, did you make the baby with Constructor? :)
Well done... babies are great!
#13
Now the true fun of both begins...
-Dave Calabrese
04/21/2006 (12:36 am)
Congratulations on finishing 2 long and grueling projects, both with excellent results! =DNow the true fun of both begins...
-Dave Calabrese
#14
Just think..
One man... on the edge of space..... Atlas Wyand is.... The Enforcer!
Congratulations Dave and family!
04/21/2006 (2:03 am)
Atlas Wyand, man, if that isnt a film star name then what is!!! Go with that and send the kid to acting lessons! its a sure fire winner!!Just think..
One man... on the edge of space..... Atlas Wyand is.... The Enforcer!
Congratulations Dave and family!
#15
04/21/2006 (2:13 am)
Congratulations man!, one birth one consturtor LOL 
#16
04/21/2006 (2:37 am)
Grats David (: Cute kid.
#17
04/21/2006 (2:52 am)
Wow! That's really incredible, congratulations Dave! How long til we can get him up to speed and crunching 15 hour days? :) 
#18
04/21/2006 (2:57 am)
Congrats David
#19
04/21/2006 (3:25 am)
Congrats on the wee one, Dave! 
Torque Owner John Rockefeller
Atlas, ftw!