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TRIBES XX - ping GROUP
Name:Adam 
Date Posted:Jun 06, 2006
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small suggest : fuck the name tribes, yes it's branding - but brands hand off

yes it's like BOC saying 'let's be soft white underbelly'
but they're still playing ETI

now then lads
what are you wanking around about?
help the poor ascent of that Z axis game that has trumpeted and fallen


tinman? o! my drunken lord of many flags? how art thou?
help the fuzzles at least make better invos
gawd

notes from the past:

mill creek misses you
but still, some thinks fer y'all

first:
if you don't rename TRIBES and kill this
IV V VI VII shit, the faithful will kill you - not literally of course
but STARSIEGE sucked (ONLY AS A NAME)
cause none of the players could spell it

mark? daryl? tin?
ya means you

do good - resurrect your OLD ENGINE
it was GREAT
and make some dev tools available
cause that baby ran on a celeron 300 like a slippery weasel
sure it was 320X200 but on a 10" monitor in china - that's sex wax


second:

sorry i hoaxed the zany zapper with drews headers
but i had to do something after you tossed the music
that kicked crue's ass

third:

i will try to stay alive and see the next one happen
hoping you redeem your good names from the travesties of vengeance

focus on the slippery, virginal, vaginal
aerial footsteps one feels in tribes one

ultra? vx? shifter? ren?
no games today touch the complexity or variation...

those guys were demigods in your universe

yes that engine has no parallel for the 'slide' factor
that little extra momentum that makes you so careful how you step
even in a bloodbath mortarfest


just do it
goddamn you have more fucking fans than you'll ever know
and more being born every day as shitty old machines
become free in the third world


more later and i'll post some of my pub work for I and II
hmph

y'ever dig exploited? sigh.

daryl? you shoulda bought the snow leopard rug
i hear it's getting moldy

:(

.:.

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Adam   (Jun 06, 2006 at 21:46 GMT)
wow! what a pinpoint critique of the relative inattention that a major consciousness opening production like the TRIBES series is getting after the revolution it caused. America's Army would never have existed without the impetus that tribes players gave it.

Jared Coliadis   (Jun 06, 2006 at 22:05 GMT)
This sounds like the lyrics to a Mars Volta song or something. I love Tribes and all, but I have no idea what this is saying.

Paul /*Wedge*/ DElia   (Jun 06, 2006 at 22:29 GMT)   Resource Rating: 1
Sounds like they let some kid out of a cage from TribalWar or something. I will forever keep this quote in my heart though.

"focus on the slippery, virginal, vaginal aerial footsteps one feels in tribes one"

Tom Bentz   (Jun 06, 2006 at 23:59 GMT)
Shoot - I left my magic decoder ring at home...

Steve Montgomery   (Jun 07, 2006 at 00:22 GMT)
Maybe some riddelin and a little less cocaine before the next rant.

Josiah Wang   (Jun 07, 2006 at 00:51 GMT)
"...because i got tribes, because i got tribes, because i got tribes..."

Frogger   (Jun 07, 2006 at 04:32 GMT)
I'm guessing this is directed at GG? And the demo that looked like tribes?

Or maybe I'm completely wrong....

Stefan Beffy Moises   (Jun 07, 2006 at 07:10 GMT)
I think he accidentally ran his post through Gizoogle, see what happens then... :P

Paul /*Wedge*/ DElia   (Jun 07, 2006 at 07:59 GMT)   Resource Rating: 1
I had no idea Joe was so gansta.

Mincetro   (Jun 07, 2006 at 11:12 GMT)
Uhh... Adam, GarageGame doesn't make Tribes.
Irrational Games made the last Tribes game, and Vivendi own the lisence.

James Thompson   (Jun 07, 2006 at 15:44 GMT)
LOL @ Stefan

John Jamison   (Jun 07, 2006 at 16:07 GMT)   Resource Rating: 3
One word...ritalin.

Chip Lambert   (Jun 07, 2006 at 17:13 GMT)
..... my head hurts from reading this blog.... kinda prefer the gangsta one. Thanks Stefan!

Dennis De Marco   (Jun 07, 2006 at 17:14 GMT)
Oh-Kwan-Tansi-Wan my friend!

Ishbuu   (Jun 08, 2006 at 06:41 GMT)   Resource Rating: 1
Proof that the internet makes you stupid.

I'm not quite sure what to say about this blog except for one word...

What?

[Ishbuu]
Edited on Jun 08, 2006 06:43 GMT

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